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Eagles' offense sputters with 68 net passing yards, 0-12 on third down vs. Rams
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NBC Sports 1h ago

Eagles' offense sputters with 68 net passing yards, 0-12 on third down vs. Rams

The boo birds flew early and often in Philly on Sunday, thanks to an offense that couldn't get off the ground.

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C.J. Gardner-Johnson on Efton Chism: Practice squad player made a helluva play
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NBC Sports 1h ago

C.J. Gardner-Johnson on Efton Chism: Practice squad player made a helluva play

The Patriots beat the Bills on Sunday, but Bills safety C.J.

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Skydance Executive Team Set By David Ellison Ahead of Deal Close
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hollywoodreporter.com 1h ago

Skydance Executive Team Set By David Ellison Ahead of Deal Close

Skydance executive team set by David Ellison ahead of deal close.

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Intel Stock Drops as Elon Musk Deals Setback to Chip Maker. Don’t Panic.
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Barron's 2h ago

Intel Stock Drops as Elon Musk Deals Setback to Chip Maker. Don’t Panic.

Intel stock takes a hit after SpaceX and Tesla CEO Elon Musk signals that rival Taiwan Semi may muscle into his Terafab chip venture.

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Apple’s new M6 Mac Mini is over $100 off
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The Verge 2h ago

Apple’s new M6 Mac Mini is over $100 off

For October Prime Day, the Apple Mac Mini with the M6 processor is over $100 off.

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Science Win

Coral Reefs Are Regrowing Faster Than Scientists Predicted

Restoration projects across the Pacific report juvenile coral returning to reefs once declared dead, bringing fish populations back with them.

"Nature is more resilient than our headlines suggest."

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Mac Users Reclaim 12GB+ of Storage With Apple Intelligence Removal Tool
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MacRumors 3h ago

Mac Users Reclaim 12GB+ of Storage With Apple Intelligence Removal Tool

A new open-source tool is making waves in the Mac community by helping users reclaim valuable storage space taken up by Apple's AI models.

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Dennis Hastert, disgraced former House speaker, dies at 84
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CBS News 3h ago

Dennis Hastert, disgraced former House speaker, dies at 84

Former Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert represented Illinois for two decades in Congress and was later jailed on charges related to his concealment of hush money payments made to cover up sexual abuse.

7 min read
U.S. officials seeking details of reported Russian plague death, quarantines
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The Washington Post 3h ago

U.S. officials seeking details of reported Russian plague death, quarantines

Officials said they need to learn more about the evolving situation before determining the potential threat to the United States.

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Russian lab worker dies of suspected plague as 200 enter medical observation
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NBC News 4h ago

Russian lab worker dies of suspected plague as 200 enter medical observation

The death of a worker at an anti-plague laboratory in Russia has prompted officials to put at least one hospital facility under quarantine and nearly 200 people reportedly under medical observation as of Monday.

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‘Artificial’ Took on a Big Tech Giant. Hollywood Wasn’t Ready
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hollywoodreporter.com 4h ago

‘Artificial’ Took on a Big Tech Giant. Hollywood Wasn’t Ready

Luca Guadagnino and Andrew Garfield speak frankly about what went into their film about Sam Altman and OpenAI, and why Amazon chose not to release it.

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Human Achievement

Volunteers Plant 20 Million Trees In A Single Weekend

A global grassroots effort shattered its own record, with families in 60 countries turning out to reforest degraded land.

"A society grows great when people plant trees whose shade they'll never sit in."

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